Channel One News is putting on a contest wherein you can win a 3DS XL, a copy of Animal Crossing: New Leaf, and a bunch of Animal Crossing decor to makeover your bedroom with. That means you can finally get rid of that disgusting futon.
Unfortunately, closer inspection of the rules shows that there are a few requirements. Firstly, you have to be a resident of the contiguous United States; no Alaska or Hawaii. You also have to be ages 13-18 to enter. What the hell have teens ever done for anyone? A bunch of yolo-ing, cigarette smoking vandals, the lot of them.
Whatever, Nintendo. I didn’t want a New Leaf bedroom anyways. Now I have to drag that futon back inside.