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[It’s a Christmas miracle! -Jordan]
No, not in that way! Well, maybe. I mean, I don’t know what he does to Mrs. Claus in the morning.
Welcome back to Comments of the Week! As you know, this is the community showcase where I compile all of the crazy comments, that’d been said over the week, all in one place! Like the jolly holly man, I know what you kids have been up to, and whether you’ve been naughty or nice. SO BE GOOD, FOR GOODNESS SAKE!
Unless you’re in the bedroom. Then be bad. SO BAD.
Anyway, the holiday season is all about spreading good cheer, and nothing says that like lively laughs and frantic faps! As always, comments are placed into three categories:
TRUTH: I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus!
LOL: I didn’t know she was a chubby chaser!
WUT?: Why is daddy jerking off and watching them from the corner?
If you didn’t stop by last week, then check out MyGift to You: last week’s Comments of the Week. Don’t say I never gave you nothing!
If you want to see what it’s like for the elves to pump one of these babies out, then check out the behind the scenes blog about some of the work and thoughts that go into making each edition of Comments of the Week! You might want to make sure you’re hiding behind some curtains, because it’s also totally NSFW!
From Don’tspend too much time underwater in Fallout 4
Dreamweaver: That’s one way to get to Heaven, I suppose.
Dreamweaver: That’s how I feel about amateur porn sites.
Dreamweaver: Why does he want to suffocate the poor raven with smoke?
From MechWarriorOnline is aiming for the stars on Steam
Dreamweaver: If the cock says it’s NSFW, then it’s probably NSFW.
From Thisnew Pokemon is a fire and water type
Dreamweaver: I’m looking at my sister hard enough.
From Thenewest DayZ update is more Game of Thrones than The Walking Dead
Dreamweaver: That’s what all the hookers say about the other guy when they get stuck with me.
From Bungieintroduces level boosts for Destiny after it said it wouldn’t
Dreamweaver: They heard “Payday” and everything else was a blur.
Dreamweaver: Gosh darn it, Doc.
From FireEmblem’s Corrin coming to Smash Bros.
Dreamweaver: THEY’RE JUST BATTERED ONIONS DEEP-FRIED IN HOT OIL SERVED WITH SAUCE, WHY IS IT THE PRICE OF THE WHOLE DARN MEAL!?
From PlayStationVR comes with a ‘Wii size’ processor box
Dreamweaver: Huh, maybe that would me seem bigger. Let’s try it:
My erect penis is 1/15 Wii tall.
I’ll be waiting by the phone!
From Damn, look at Seymour shred Splatoon tunes on his guitar
Dreamweaver: I look forward to Mike Martin’s pornos and “Painting with Occams” being featured one day as well.
From Study: Half of American adults play video games, 10% call themselves gamers
Dreamweaver: And that was just a SMALL sample size. 0_o
Like my penis.
From Codeof Princess studio closes its doors
Dreamweaver: The shooting’s usually the other way around!
FromPodtoid 315: Happy Wife, Happy Life
Dreamweaver: You had your chanceat the cotillion, you!
Dreamweaver: Back in my day, he would’ve said “please sir, may I have some more?”
From Abunch of DualShock 4 controllers are on sale for Green Monday
Dreamweaver: I prefer White Women Wednesday.
From BikerMice from Mars game out now
Dreamweaver: She’s gonna jump his banana, if you know what I mean. ?
From GOTY2015: Best logo
Dreamweaver: I dare you to find out if that’s actually the acronym. ?
From Napsteris coming to Wii U
Dreamweaver: You know what else gets you arrest? Playing with U Wii.
From Thetitillating environments of Dead or Alive Xtreme 3
Dreamweaver: Still fapped.
Dreamweaver: If you don’t get it, it’s because you didn’t read last week’s edition. Jerk.
From Carcrashes into gamer playing Fallout 4 in his home
Dreamweaver: Well, two wrongs make a right, so seems legit.
From RocketLeague revenue nears $50 million
Dreamweaver: Something tells me never to drink anything a Dtoider offers you.
From Colecoannounces new cartridge-based console
Dreamweaver: And now it’s coming for us.
From NoFriday plans? How about a Hot Date (with a dog)
Dreamweaver: Hot Date with a Dog sounds like my kind of porn!
From Prepareyour teeth for radioactive decay, Nuka Cola Quantum is back
Dreamweaver: You MONSTER!
Dreamweaver: What the fudge is a “Truth” doing in the “Wut?” section?
From Spaceepic Star Citizen hits $100 million in crowdfunding
Dreamweaver: COMPLETELY UNRELATED, but has anyone seen Elsa lately? :3
I’m going to be on Santa’s naughty list, aren’t I?
Dreamweaver:I see he’s already eating them.
From MegaMan 9 and 10 are on sale on Xbox Live
Dreamweaver: Also include nudity. You can’t have Singapore without nudity.
From Talesof Berseria has a silly name, but it’s still looking great
Dreamweaver: I hear the month of Youwereadopted is lovely.
From HideoKojima reportedly forming new studio
Dreamweaver: Well, that’s gonna keep me up at night.
From Undertalewins GameFAQs’ ‘Best. Game. Ever.’ poll
Dreamweaver: It brought literal tears to my eye. 8^8
From StreetFighter V’s beta is live, full game will have Steam support at launch
Dreamweaver: WHAT IS HE HIDING!?
And that’s it for this edition! Now, be a good kid and leave out some milk and cookies for me for when I break into your homes to steal your… I mean, for when I “sneak” in to leave all the lovely presents under the tree! Also, Santa’s choosing to wear all black this year, and he’s going to go through the back window, so also be a dear and turn off the security system. Don’t forget to feed the dog sleeping pills and jam a knife into your mother’s gun cabinet while you’re at it!