Pika!
Oh my damn.Pokémon Omega Ruby and Pokémon Alpha Sapphire will launch worldwide in November 2014, Nintendo announced this morning. For your 3DS (or 2DS). For your soul. For your spirit.
These are redone versions of GBA classics Ruby and Sapphire, of course.
The super rumbly trailer doesn’t say or show much, but it makes you feel good. It also makes me feel better about the financial results that came out this morning.