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Today, Dale North continues his amazing tour of the Tokyo Game Show, new episodes of The Daily Spelunk and Now Bloody Playing beam into your brains, Chris Carter recommends some Vita games, Angry Birds Star Wars II gets reviewed, Grand Theft Auto V has made more money than Jesus, and La-Mulana 2 will kill us all.
Destructoid Originals:So you just got a Vita? Here are some recommendationsIntestinal parasites – The Daily SpelunkShelter – Now Bloody PlayingLive show: Dtoid.TV hits 100,000,000 views
Community:Friday Night Fights: Thefting all the grands and autos Community blogs of 9/20 Forum thread of the day: iOS 7: An Update or Merely Andrapple
Contests:Contest: Win Dragon Fantasy Book II on PS3 or Vita!Contest: Win the Be Mine Special Edition bundle!
Reviews:Review: Angry Birds Star Wars II
Events:Digging for depth in Deep DownHands-on with the new PS Vita, remote play PS4 testTGS: She doesn’t look very Gung Ho about her jobLightning Returns at TGS: Open worlds, cool costumesDead Rising 3 makes me happy with how crazy it isNot bad at all! A Realm Reborn running on Surface at TGSYakuza Restoration looks incredible
News:Injustice: God Among Us to get character re-balance patchLogitech teases new iOS 7 gaming controllerSwery65 talks D4 Xbox One exclusivity, and moreValve teases Steam living-room news for next weekReady for more punishment? La-Mulana 2 announcedDota 2 First Blood update adds LAN play, Captain’s DraftGrand Theft Auto V achieves $1 billion in salesSoulcalibur II HD for Wii U if there’s demand, says NamcoYou should really be playing The Showdown EffectThe blackguards are revealed
Offbeat:Conan O’Brien tries his hand at Grand Theft Auto VVolpin Props makes an amazing Halo 4 Needler replica
Media:Knock-knock sounds like an amazing remake of Home AloneB.Orchid confirmed for Killer Instinct in Sadira trailer