Wolfenstein: The Old Blood's new video is a pipe dream


Not in the impossible sense

We haven’t gotten our grubby little hands on a copy of Wolfenstein: The Old Bloodyet. Chris expects to have to buy that at midnight. However, we did get our grubby little hands on this widely-available gameplay video in which the protagonist gets his grubby little hands on a pipe.

That pipe plays a big role in the early-going. You’ll use it to climb walls, break down walls, and sever brain stems. Three cheers for versatility (and sweet revenge)!

After a while, guns looks to supplant pipes because anything pipes can do, guns can do better. Well, almostanything. Don’t try smoking tobacco out of a gun.