'You Wouldn't Know' is the third Portal song by Jonathan Coulton


From LEGO Dimensions

The reveal of LEGO Dimensions earlier this year was kind of bizarre. How can Traveller’s Tales get all those different licenses? Jurassic Park, Scooby Doo, Batman, and Portal 2? It’s like every kid’s toy chest in video game form.

It turns out the Portal license comes with not only the Lego likenesses of Chell, a turret, and the Weighted Companion Cube. It also comes with a brand new Jonathan Coulton song, performed by the homicidal AI GLaDOS herself.

Thankfully, this one probably won’t be run into the ground like Portal‘s “Still Alive.” Instead, it will hopefully just exist as a cute song we can listen to every now and then, like Portal 2‘s “Want You Gone.” This one does make reference to cake, but we’ll let that one slide, for now.

Jonathan Coulton’s Soundcloud [via NeoGAF]

Funny story I forgot how much of a big fat mess you areI’ve been busy doing science, it’s been tons of fun so farEverything clean, nothing on fire, all by myself, finally

Things change when they don’t replace your coreIt feels so strange not to hate you any moreBut you wouldn’t know, would you?

I was saying this to Batman, oh, he was here the other dayMaybe you know him, he’s a big deal, but I don’t think of him that wayHe’s just a friend, someone I trust, someone who won’t kill me

I’m fine, just in case you think I’m notI am this time, I’m better with the friends I’ve gotBut you wouldn’t know, would you?

I don’t mean for this to stingI forgive you everything, you monsterI can guess the reasons whyYou are never coming by

I should go, there’s something happening that will make you wish you stayedThere’s a party with a real cake, yes it’s real, a cake I madeTalking and fun, testing and fun, all of this fun, without you

Too bad you let it get so out of handHow much we had, finally I understandBut you wouldn’t know, would you?You wouldn’t know, would you?