Bethesda selling $50 Fallout 4 burlap sack dress


It’s one thing to make an ugly game, but

Hey Fallout 4 fans whom are women, Bethesda’s got some exciting merch for you! The Vault-Tec Belted Tank Dress may look an unflattering, sci-fi burlap sack, but actually, if you look closesly, there’s a Vault-Tec logo above the breast — not that you’d need the logo to recognize this iconic Fallout 4 ensemble.

You can pre-order the dress here. There’s a whole “Fallout Women’s Fall Collection,” which feels like someone worked really hard to avoid making the pun. Woman’s Fall-out Collection. Come on. There’s a $60 pair of leggings that look pretty comfortable.