Comments of the Week: Oh, dream maker… you heart breaker

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[It’s another round of Comments of the Week brought to you by Dreamweaver! Talk about a labor of love because despite Valentine’s Day coming and going, he still had a present ready for the community. Be sure to join our community and participate today and you may see yourself in CotW! -Striderhoang]

Today’s Valentine’s Day, and I bet you spend the week scoping sites for a romantic place to have a romantic dinner for a romantic evening with that special someone.

So, you couldn’tpossiblyhave had time to scour the comment sections of the articles to come by, am I right? Well, here’s another arousing edition of Comments of the Week for your viewing pleasure! Comments of the Week takes what I believe to be the best of the best things you, the community, have said this week, and puts them on this spotlight! As always, comments will be separated by three categories:

TRUTH: for speaking the language of love.

LOL: because everyone loves humor.

WUT?:you scratch your head, but you love them anyway.

Normally, I half-ass a transition, but this time, before we get started, I want to feature a comment that I believe feels appropriate to share for this special day.

D’aww. Them feels.

Alright, let’s get started! (See? Still half-assed).

FromCasting The Legend of Zelda: A Netflix television series

Dreamweaver:Hold your horses: glue ismadeof horses!? I ate horses when I was a kid!?

From25% off next week’s Evolve and June’s Arkham Knight

Dreamweaver:Whether you like the game or not, you have to admit, they’re definitely trying to squeeze as much out of you as they can.

FromWhy are so few of Evolve’s characters female?

Dreamweaver:Amen, to that!

Dreamweaver: He’s right, get to stepping! ?

FromAre you okay with picking up multiplayer-heavy games week one?

Dreamweaver:So true: with upgraded releases, Ultimate/ GOTY Editions with all the DLC, and last-to-current-gen porting, do we really want to take these chances?

FromGood start, Monday: Splatoon’s cat has a bow-tie

Dreamweaver:That pussy is even fancier than a vagina filled with caviar.

FromDead or Alive 5: Last Round director asks PC modders to be moral

Dreamweaver:Everything about this is so true. I still feel weird typing in “straight shota gangbang milf” on Gelbooru.

FromThere won’t be a public beta of the latest Halo: The Master Chief Collection update

Dreamweaver:Yeah, don’t try to butter it up. Call it what it is.

FromLooks like Playstation 4 owners search for more BDSM porn than the Xbox One crowd

Dreamweaver:Microsoft does BDSM better than50 Shades of Grey.

FromCapcom is making an Attack on Titan arcade game

Dreamweaver:Also pay to win.

FromReview: Evolve

Dreamweaver:Or plaster it across the box art. I’m looking at you,Batman: Arkham City!

FromReview in Progress: Evolve

Dreamweaver:“Ex” marks the spot.

FromContest: Win a code for Kromaia on Steam

Dreamweaver:A winner is (not) you!

FromAmber’s Unboxing Series” Voltron, Star Wars, and Space Invaders

Dreamweaver:Hooboy, you made meowl.

FromMeta-Knight amiibo now has a solid release date of February 20 at Best Buy

Dreamweaver:He’s here all (Meta) Knight folks!

FromD-Arts’ Mega Man Zero Type 2 figure is getting re-released

Dreamweaver:Please, no more for… oh, gosh darn it!

FromNintendo: Next wave of amiibo to be eBay exclusive

Dreamweaver:America is best country.

FromPokken strikes Japanese arcades this summer

Dreamweaver:The resemblance is uncanny.

Dreamweaver:Yo, Pikachu, lemme peek at you.

FromThe hunt is on today for the Majora’s Mask New 3DS XL, here’s what I found

Dreamweaver:“Ninten-OH” is another.

FromUntil Dawn’s teens get steamy, slaughtered for Valentine’s Day

Dreamweaver:IsayIsay I love you, man.

FromThis Shadow of the Colossus and Mario mashup is very cool

Dreamweaver:…I can think of two exits, but what the hell is the third!?

FromRadio Destructoid records tonight! Ask us questions…

Dreamweaver:Ohh, what did he say, what did he say!?

FromStep right up and win a prize from the Square Enix Steam sale

Dreamweaver:The community’s talents never cease to amaze me.

FromGuide: Where you can import amiibo and where you can find rares

Dreamweaver:What are you talking about? There’s already a Master Chief amiibo: he’s called Metroid.

FromNintendo Download: The Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask 3D

Dreamweaver:No joke, I heard that line in last week’sThe Amazing World of Gumballand I burst out laughing on the spot.

FromIt looks like Just Cause 3 will end 2015 on a high note

Dreamweaver:What would he do for a Klondike bar?

FromHug a pigeon with this Hatoful Boyfriend body pillow

Dreamweaver:And we end with a special way to end your Valentine’s Day!

Alright you guys, that’s it for this round! To those planning to head out or spend the date at home, I hope your special evening goes well! To the lonely hearts in the world, I hope you cheered up with these jokes and hopefully one day you’ll meet the right someone. Never say never!