Bless you, Hitman
IO Interactive is giving us a compelling reason to revisit Hitman‘s Paris fashion show level today with a Christmas makeover and the Holiday Hoarders mission. Peter gave us the rundown already, but there is one specific note to bring up. Those two thieving targets? They’re named Harry and Marv.
THERE IS A XMAS HITMAN LEVEL AND THE TARGETS ARE THE 2 IDIOTS FROM HOME ALONE pic.twitter.com/X7xXYwv95W
— Broken CountZio (@countzio) December 13, 2016
Oh my god. It’s goofy stuff like this that makes me love Hitman. I missed it on my first pass through, but the studio’s original blog post included a reference to “sticky bandits.” It was right there all along!
I almost don’t want to go up against the Home Alone burglars, if I’m being honest. Part of that is because I feel bad for them given all of the physical and emotional pain they’ve endured over the years. They deserve a win. But, also, I’m afraid they’re indestructible. Just let ’em keep the presents.