How DOES Darth Vader pull pud?


Podtoid 336: Dark Vader Cranking Off

If you have phantasmal “force” magic, why would you manually crank off ever again when you could get a ghost handy, tickle your own prostate and force choke yourself all at the same time? Especially if you have cold mechano-hands like Darth Vader. The real question is if Vader has a dick anymore or if he also lost that to the lava. These are the important inquiries we considered on the latest Podtoid after innocently beginning a conversation about the crew’s favorite Star Wars video games.

That’s not all! We also have a long monologue about Uncharted 4: A Thief’s End (mostly my dumb ass reiterating my glowing review), talked about Overwatch before any of us really played it (it’s good!), asked Brett if he’d be doing butt stuff with Splatoon amiibo, had a riveting conversation about sand, and even let Darren talk about board games for a bit.

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