I want to get sucked deep inside your dreams Sonic


Yeah, work that camera Shadow

I just played Sonic Dreams Collection. I’m not sure if my life will ever be the same again after today. I’m so sorry for everyone already affected.

Sonic Dreams Collection is presented to the world as a series of forgotten Dreamcast Sonic games that never made it to the public eye, but have since been leaked and ported to PC. It’s fairly obvious off the bat that this is not what this actually is. This is something far more bizarre and sinister. Kind of maybe erotic too?

So, let’s talk about the games in question. First up is the 1996 game Make My Sonic, a Sonic the Hedgehog original character (do not steal) creator.

Meet Golden Buff Metal Draco the Hedgehog, my totally original new Sonic character. You can pose him, take photographs of him, or alter the size of his limbs randomly. Every click of a button is a brand new terrifying surprise waiting to happen. He is original, so do not steal him please.

Next up, we have a game called Eggman Origins, which is a broken MMORPG. It is possible to trick the game into running this unholy abomination of an MMO, but I don’t want to spoil the fun of either how to unlock it, or what awaits you when you eventually do.

All you need to know about Eggman Origins is: I’m pretty sure if the world ends in the next few days, it is because of the inhuman acts I committed within that game.

Third up is the 1998 forgotten gem Sonic Movie Maker. Think Source Film Maker, but for totally rad Sonic OCs.

Taking six second video clips of each scene you enter, you’ll start off filming innocent childhood scenes in a park and end up recording creepy, dirty sex romps and taking your documentary skills to inhuman places. I warn you, I was not prepared for the journey I embarked upon.

Lastly, we have the 1999 VR experience My Roommate Sonic. Apparently created for a never released Sega VR headset, My Roommate Sonic works surprisingly well with an Oculus Rift. That said, playing the game in a VR headset may contribute to you never, ever sleeping again.

What starts as a harmless tickle fight, quickly becomes the stuff of nightmares.

So yeah, Sonic Dreams Collection is a surprisingly polished free minigame collection that varies from creepy sexual fan service and Sonic community parody to something truly nightmare inducing. Give it a look. It sure is a thing that exists on the internet.