Game news nirvana
This past weekend I was up late and feeling loopy, and some haikus about a Flash game nobody cares about fell out of that state. Struck with inspiration, I thought, “Why can’t all news be digested 17 syllables at a time?” Thus, the video above was conceived.
Here are the stories mentioned, in case you missed them the first time and would like more information than a three-line stanza affords.
- Critic Anita Sarkeesian immortalized as TowerFall alternate archer
- Could this be it? A true Banjo-Kazooie spiritual successor?
- The Shulk amiibo will be at GameStop tomorrow, I hope you pre-ordered it
- Nearly two years later, Molyneux still hasn’t delivered for the Curiosity winner
- Review: The Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask 3D
- Review: Evolve
- Square Enix reveals new Dissidia Final Fantasy
There! Are you feeling a little more zen now?