Life is strange (when you have a stalker)
Alright, dude. We get it. You’re into the girl. All the nervous chatter and endless texts killed your cover. It’s okay, though. She might be into you too.
But, what she won’t be into is finding you hiding behind bushes staring up into her room first thing in the morning when she wakes up. How do we know? Because absolutely no one is into that.It’s just creepy, man. Control yourself.
We didn’t want to have to do this, but we’re calling in the master. Take a listen to Homer’s advice. You gotta play it cool, Warren.
Stalker Warren [reddit]