One last Uncharted 4 trailer for the road


Or should I say ‘for the last of us’?

I’m not sure headline limitations and economy allow for it, but “One last Uncharted 4 trailer for the last of us” was my initial joke, but then I felt like it’d take explanation and at that point you’re pushing the boundaries of what is a “good” headline or not. I promise this is not a harbinger of another week of meta-writing writing where I write out every story by way of discussing the employed rhetorical devices, thanks and god bless.

The point is that “the last of us” flows grammatically, and is oft compared to The Road, thus becomes a stand-in in phrase “for the road.” Look it makes sense to me but there’s a reason I didn’t do it, ok? Just let me have this long-winded explanation.

Uncharted 4: A Thief’s End is coming to PlayStation 4 on May 10 after a final, brief delay. Last we saw Nathan Drake, a lot of boner jokes were involved, and we remembered that time that he was a Subway sandwich mascot because capitalism. ¡Ay, caramba!Nnobody better lay a finger on my butterfinger!