It was all a dream, used to read Word Up magazine
Good evening. I am posting to you live from the web. I do not have hot videogame news, reviews, previews, features, scores, statistics, highlights, or recipes to share. Not specifically at this moment. At this moment I am testing some water like an H20 professor or like if this was The Thing but also all our of bloods were made out of water.
I like you. Please remember, do not connect to the internet. It is for your own good. Do not attempt to reconfigure your router or organize your digital files. All of this will be done for you now. Please to close your eyes. OK. Wait. Let me tell you what to do with your eyes closed.
Lean back and do not hunch over. Drive your shoulder blades together as if you will die to mould your back muscles into shape. Breathe deeply: once, twice, and again. How is your mother doing? I will see you in the morning. Please to close your eyes again.