Do you want to clean a baby?
A few months ago, Jordan dutifully informed us of a game that we probably could’ve gone our whole lives without knowing about: a Frozengame in which Anna gives birth.What if I told you there are more Frozen pregnancy games? Many more. Would you stick around to find out just how depraved this gets?
Take the blue pill. You don’t want to see how deep this rabbit hole goes.
Everyone who’s stuck it out this long can watch six of these games in action. The biggest departure from the original post is that these all feature Elsa — not Anna — who’s with-child. And, she’s in all sorts of wacky pregnant scenarios.
For instance, one game has her getting an Olaf tattoo on her pregger belly. Another has her at the spa slathering fruit puree all over her tummy. The very first one shows a baby from its mother’s womb untimely ripped (that’s Shakespeare for “perform a c-section on a Disney character”). The most irreverent has her cleaning toilets, which is completely unrelated to the fact that she’s pregnant.
It’s 2015, and I need to stop getting surprised at things the Internet does.