Welcome to your new obsession
Clicker Heroestasks you with slaying monsters and collecting gold through the power of your clicks. After a bit, you can buy some minions to help out. You can upgrade both yourself and your helpers, all adding up to a greater cumulative clicks per second. More clicks per second means the monsters drop their gold quicker.
You can see where this is headed. I put off writing this post for a solid half hour after deciding I’d do it. Jordan’s in just as deep. Send help, please. You’re our only hope.