Welcome to your new obsession
Dammit, it’s Cookie Clickerall over again. Clicker Heroesis the new game that you won’t be able to stop clicking (or at least paying attention to because you’ve got people to click for you).
Clicker Heroestasks you with slaying monsters and collecting gold through the power of your clicks. After a bit, you can buy some minions to help out. You can upgrade both yourself and your helpers, all adding up to a greater cumulative clicks per second. More clicks per second means the monsters drop their gold quicker.
You can see where this is headed. I put off writing this post for a solid half hour after deciding I’d do it. Jordan’s in just as deep. Send help, please. You’re our only hope.