RC trike, really
The kids of South Park don’t have a lot of great options for transportation. They can ride the school bus, but that driver’s mean as all hell. They could have their parents taxi them around, but that’s totally lame. Or, in the case of Cartman, they can ride their big wheel trikes.
That’s the Cartman that graces the centerpiece of South Park: The Fractured but Whole‘s most expensive edition (thus far, anyway). The Remote Control Coon Mobile Bundle has Cartman dressed up as The Coon on his trike as an RC car. The way it works is that it connects to your phone or tablet (iOS and Android) via Bluetooth. Also, it spouts off a dozen different lines of dialogue.
There’s more to the package than the RC car, though. It also comes with a copy of the game and the season pass, all wrapped up in a steelbook case. Curiously, it doesn’t come with batteries.
Owning a mobile Cartman doesn’t come cheap, however. The Amazon-exclusive bundle is priced at $190. Things are considerably better for Prime subscribers, as their price is dropped to $152. Still a pretty penny unless you’re as rich as Token’s parents.