Tekken 7's Polish prime minister is out for Mishima blood


Take a number, sister

Fans of Bandai Namco fighter Tekken 7 had their curiosity piqued by the reveal of an all-new DLC character last week, whose appearance was teased during the Japan Fighting Game Roundtable presentation. Little was revealed about this new warrior, set to step into the ring this spring. We do know, however, that this newest ass-kicker is, in fact, the Prime Minister of Poland.

Further tidbits have been brought to light, courtesy of a leaked (since removed) Microsoft Store page. As reported by Reddit, it appears that our pugilist politician is named “Krystyna”, and is entering the King of Iron Fist tournament in order to perform an industrial coup on the Mishima Zaibatsu corporation, claiming it for herself and the people of Poland. It also seems that she has “personal motives” with the Mishima family which, for 80% of Tekken‘s cast, means one of two things:

1) You’re a member of the Mishima family.

2) Someone you loved died at the hands of the Mishima family.

And thus, Prime Minister Krystyna is ready to throw down with Anna, Law, King, Xiayou, and yes, even Lucky Chloe in a bid to get her hands on the Mishima Zaibatsu, breaking the conglomerate’s hold over worldwide industrial and militaristic operations while improving the global standing of the nation she steadfastly holds near and dear. As the old saying goes: If you want peace, prepare for war(saw).