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The poor blue-haired bastard that can’t seem to get a lick of respect from anyone, Milhouse Van Houten will always occupy the softest part of whatever love I still hold for The Simpsons. So let the angelic vocals of Cossbysweater remind you of what this sad child has had to endure for the last 24 years.

Today, we say goodbye to Microsoft Points with the next Xbox Live update, Deep Silver unveils their $1 million dollar edition of Saints Row IV, Pokemon X and Y introduces new mega-evolutions, Sega teases a Yakuza related announcement for August 18th, and Target is going to have Vitas on sale for $199.99.

Destructoid Originals:Now Bloody Playing: Papers, PleaseCarmack’s Oculus rift and Half-Life left for Left 4 DeadDead Island MOBA, Carmack Goes To Oculus & Double Zelda!Extroverted dorks and N64 dreams with Cassie Chui

Community:Community Blogs of 8-9Forum Thread of the Day: Dragon’s CrownFriday Night Fights: Say hello, and wave goodbye

Contests:Contest: Win an awesome Dragon’s Crown prize pack!

Previews:Exploring the depths of the ocean in Assassin’s Creed IV

Reviews:Review: PivvotReview: Charlie Murder

News:Wii U still being sold at a loss, price cut unlikelyGameStop wants to help you trade up from 360 to Xbox OneStreets of Rage 3D Classic will come with a new modeKing of Fighters XIII seems to be coming to Steam Nintendo reveals Gamescom playable lineupPeek behind the skin: Sales numbers for Organ Trail ‘Surprise’ Yakuza announcement coming August 18thSteam Greenlight: Viscera Cleanup, Satellite Reign, NekroThis edition of Saints Row IV literally costs $1MXbox One won’t require multiple Gold accounts per consoleinXile is bringing the original Wasteland to GOG, SteamRAGE creative director has also joined Oculus VRGod of War II director back at Sony Santa MonicaDuckTales Remastered on Wii U to also get a retail box?Sleeping Dogs, Tropico, and Swapper are your daily dealsSay goodbye to Microsoft Points with the next 360 updateLooks like Target will have PS Vitas for $200 soonMore Dead Island? More Dead Island

Offbeat:Mr. Wilson was TERRIFYING in the Dennis the Menace gameCelebrate YouTube’s Geek Week with a cosplay music videoSo that’s how the Gravity Gun works! Take a bath with your KinectConan O’Brien plays the Atari 2600 on Clueless Gamer

Media:A Civilization MMO is a thing that is happeningOnechanbara Z: Kagura with NoNoNo! coming to PS3Atlus unveils Etrian Odyssey Untold pre-order bonusesLegend of Zelda A Link Between Worlds gameplay looks okayHere’s the trailer for that PS All-Stars Coca Cola thingGrin maker: Wind Waker HD is beyond delightfulCatch a smorgasbord of indie games for the Wii U Here’s how Mega Evolutions work in Pokemon X and YGet a closer look at the Black Ops II Apocalypse DLCProject Phoenix is an indie JRPG from Final Fantasy vetsThe Wonderful 101 demo is live on the eShop