The past week in gaming news: Detective DeVitachu, on the case!


Strangely lenient towards cock fighting

I am very pleased to announce that this week is 100% bodily fluid-free. There’s no wee, no poo, no nothing. It’s been a totally wholesome, family-friendly week in gaming news!

The most NSFW thing you’ll find is the very existence of Danny DeVito, and all he did was burst out of a sofa while completely starkers.See? Completely kosher!

Anyway, here’s the last week:

And there we have it! Danny DeVito, Barbie, and cavemen, with not so much of a splatter of blood in sight!

What were your biggest bits of news?