Well, all of your babies
As someone who just wants his kids back, I associate with the plight of Fallout 4‘s player character. As someone who doesn’t want to work too hard at it, I admire the ingenuity of Fallout 4 modder Trainwiz and their Atom Bomb Baby mod.
You’ll get your baby back — and then some.
Because an endless supply of your baby will fire from a mininuke launcher and explode all over the place, not unlike a real baby, but with fire instead of poop.