VERY IMPORTANT: PlayStation VR has a game where you play as a cat


Smitten by the kitten

Thus far, Sony’s South Korea presser has been predictably light on news. Shu has some sweet checkered pants. There was a lengthy dubstep dance routine. Only 3,200 people are watching on Twitch.

PlayStation VR has hogged the spotlight. That’s perfectly okay, because there’s a game where you play as a cat. You know I’m not lying because the header says “VR Cat View” right on it. Imagine all the lazing about and wacky cupboard shenanigans. If you see a string, you might be trapped in there playing forever.

The future is upon us, and the future is great because in the future we can be Cat People.