Why you would want an Assassin's Creed bust is beyond me


But I know some of you will

While I can see the appeal behind a cool looking figure of Ezio leaping off of a building, I don’t share the same excitement for busts of the same character, with his arms ripped off, looking down at his life choices (presumably what lead to said arm issues). Said busts range from $39.99 to $49.99, depending on whether or not you want paper bronze or plastic. There’s also an Altair model if Ezio isn’t your thing, and a $299.99 figurine if you are literally a millionaire.

As a collector who has a lot of tiny little plastic figures from Nintendo and various other statues, I probably shouldn’t be talking.

Assassin’s Creed [Ubisoft]