Assassin's Creed III sucks less when you expect to hate it


Not as revolting!

Assassin’s Creed IIIis like the inverse ofMetal Gear Solid 2. There’s a similar bait-and-switch protagonist swap, but Assassin’s Creed IIIbegins with an unannounced intruder whereas Metal Gear Solid 2transitions from Solid Snake to Raiden. They both have fantastical sci-fi stories, but only one of them is lauded; the other is widely panned.

Actually, that’s the heart of the gulf between Assassin’s Creed III and Metal Gear Solid 2: The latter is considered an all-time classic, and the former is derided as one of the most high-profile video game letdowns in recent memory. It was the culmination of a five-game arc, and it took place in a setting that was bursting with promise. This was supposed to be the payoff for Assassin’s Creed fans, and Ubisoft’s marketing made the wait feel unbearable.

I’m one of those fans who felt burned by Assassin’s Creed III. It bungled everything I loved about the series. Boston, New York, and the Frontier weren’t compelling locations. Nothing about the mission structure ever made me feel like a real assassin. Connor was somehow less interesting than Altair. Desmond’s present-day story (which I actually liked) was hastily wrapped up and sent to slaughter.

Instead,Assassin’s Creed IIIticked most every box on Ubisoft’s game design checklist from the early 2010s. It got bigger and busier and more bloated for no real reason other than for the sake of bulk. There were so many inconsequential optional events that had no real bearing on the world. There’s a needlessly opaque crafting/trading/convoy system that’s easier to ignore than try to understand. Fast travel was restructured so as to require a meticulous slog through underground tunnels in order to unlock new access points.There’s so much hunting. I’ve often citedAssassin’s Creed IIIas the most bored I’ve been playing a video game in the past 10 years.

All of that, yet I don’t hate theAssassin’s Creed IIIremaster — and it’s precisely because I expect to hate it. It’s a lot easier to be pleasantly surprised when you keep expectations low. And, it’s a lot easier to be inconsolably disappointed when you keep expectations high. This is a lesson I learned the hard way on October 30, 2012, the dayAssassin’s Creed IIIlaunched.

I still don’t think it’s a good game, though. It’s just a more tolerable game. I’m halfway through and I know I won’t be wowed by any narrative revelations or particularly neat setpieces. I don’t find myself stargazing about how this might set up the future ofAssassin’s Creed. I can just play it, get distracted for a while, and that’s that.

It’s scratching a different itch though.As I wrote about last year with the remaster ofAssassin’s Creed Rogue, I sort of miss the oldAssassin’s Creedformula now that recent games have completely revamped the approach. I wouldn’t permanently go back; I thinkAssassin’s Creedis better off for having evolved to the likes ofOriginsandOdyssey. But I’m content to revisit every now and then, letting the familiarity of this old friend wash over me like the warmth of the first sunny spring day — even if it means replaying the worst game in the entireAssassin’s Creedseries.