We interrupt your regularly-scheduled gaming show to bring you Phalanx Pheller!
Hello everyone, FakePlasticTree here to bring you a special edition of Comments of the Week, centered entirely around the Sony Conference. In a somewhat surprising, and yet not all that surprising, turn of events, Sony done goofed with a heavy delay on their presentation due to technical difficulties. The titles they had to show generally consisted of the games that we already knew were coming. There were a few surprises, like the reveal of the Resident Evil 2 Remake (finally) and Nioh 2. Disregarding all of that, they brought some nifty looking games to the show!
On to it!
FakePlasticTree:Sony are nothing if not a good sport in letting the others be the Homecoming Queen this time.
FakePlasticTree:GustavoSantaolallawouldn’t come to a video game convention without a cosplay.
FakePlasticTree:¡Cógelo! ¡Cógelo! ¡Cógelo! Call Hitler! …wait, what?
FakePlasticTree:Clicking, you say?
FakePlasticTree:Honestly, who wouldn’t sweat in a church?
FakePlasticTree:Actual footage of WesTacos after a few Mojitos.
FakePlasticTree:She was quite a presence.
FakePlasticTree:We interrupt this intermission to bring you another intermission!
FakePlasticTree:All of these video games are interrupting my ad marathon!
FakePlasticTree:Absolutely, if I wanted “audio” I’d go to a rock concert, or the local pub, depending on your preference.
FakePlasticTree:What’s with all these womeenz in mah vidyagaymes.
FakePlasticTree:In the end, Ratatouille was the true villain of RE2. Trust me, it’s canon.
And that’s all for the PS4 conference. Thanks a lot for the fun time with the streaming, people! As I’ve said before, the best part about E3 is never the announcements, but rather watching the insanity unfold alongside others.