Comments of the Week 40: Beef or Chicken? Beef or Chicken?


Beef…then chicken?

I’m Guerrilla, an average 14-year-old high school girl that you’d find anywhere! I’m also your host for this edition ofComments of the Week!

Here we go!

Review: Metal Gear Survive

Guerrilla:Can’t argue with that…

A politician in Rhode Island has proposed a ‘violent video game’ sales tax

Guerrilla:Our Occams always knows exactly what to say.

Kingdom Come: Deliverance has hit 500k in sales

Guerrilla:I was starting to type out a comment…then I realised that I was literally repeating what Matt had already said. So, yeah…I’ll let that one stand by itself. I mean, other than the nonsense I’ve just typed here.Moving on

Ni No Kuni 2 has gone gold, only an act of God can delay it now

Guerrilla:I’m a simple man – I see a Simpsons reference and a pun, and I simply must include it.

Want to make a second character in Metal Gear Survive? That’ll be $10

Guerrilla:Sometimes, the only way to win is to never play at all.

Namco Bandai announce Ivy and Zasalamel for SoulCalibur VI

Guerrilla:Meanwhile, I’m admiring that fuckin’ rad skull gauntlet.

Someone reached level 100 in Kingdom Hearts by grinding over 200 hours on the first island

Guerrilla:I was slightly disappointed to learn that itwasn’tGajknight.

If you could add one character to Hyrule Warriors Switch, who would it be?

Guerrilla:How amoosing…

Duck Game is still coming to Nintendo Switch

Guerrilla:An article mentioning ducks went up on the front page during my watch. There was zero chance of me not including a comment from it in here.

Doom Switch update adds motion controls

Guerrilla:I love violently opposing any form of control. THE MAN CAN’T KEEP ME DOWN!

New Persona Dancing trailers let Makoto and Aigis bust a move

Guerrilla:You and me both, buddy.

Duck Game is still coming to Nintendo Switch

Guerrilla:Pardon me a moment while I converse with another of my people:

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Naruto Shippuden: Ultimate Ninja Storm Trilogy is headed to Switch

Guerrilla:Susky pls cum home.

Guerrilla:It depends on what’s in that dinner…

Guerrilla:Chie is totally the best girl. Or…Naoto…

Guerrilla:Soon they will outnumber us all!

Guerrilla:Never forget Wes’s’s’s’s’s’s dramatic heel turn.

Guerrilla:There’s always room for a good pun…

Guerrilla:The Dtoid Community is the best around. Y’all are some beautiful motherfuckers.

Speaking of motherfuckers

Guerrilla:After years of being bad, Torch had been attempting to git gud recently. HisKool-Pointshad gone up by 3.8. He was then docked 50 for repeatedly spellingBloodbornewrong.

And that’s it for me. Thanks for tuning in to myComments of the Weekdebut. Stay classy, Destructoid.


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