Comments of the Week 40: Beef or Chicken? Beef or Chicken?

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Beef…then chicken?

I’m Guerrilla, an average 14-year-old high school girl that you’d find anywhere! I’m also your host for this edition ofComments of the Week!

Here we go!

Review: Metal Gear Survive

Guerrilla:Can’t argue with that…

A politician in Rhode Island has proposed a ‘violent video game’ sales tax

Guerrilla:Our Occams always knows exactly what to say.

Kingdom Come: Deliverance has hit 500k in sales

Guerrilla:I was starting to type out a comment…then I realised that I was literally repeating what Matt had already said. So, yeah…I’ll let that one stand by itself. I mean, other than the nonsense I’ve just typed here.Moving on

Ni No Kuni 2 has gone gold, only an act of God can delay it now

Guerrilla:I’m a simple man – I see a Simpsons reference and a pun, and I simply must include it.

Want to make a second character in Metal Gear Survive? That’ll be $10

Guerrilla:Sometimes, the only way to win is to never play at all.

Namco Bandai announce Ivy and Zasalamel for SoulCalibur VI

Guerrilla:Meanwhile, I’m admiring that fuckin’ rad skull gauntlet.

Someone reached level 100 in Kingdom Hearts by grinding over 200 hours on the first island

Guerrilla:I was slightly disappointed to learn that itwasn’tGajknight.

If you could add one character to Hyrule Warriors Switch, who would it be?

Guerrilla:How amoosing…

Duck Game is still coming to Nintendo Switch

Guerrilla:An article mentioning ducks went up on the front page during my watch. There was zero chance of me not including a comment from it in here.

Doom Switch update adds motion controls

Guerrilla:I love violently opposing any form of control. THE MAN CAN’T KEEP ME DOWN!

New Persona Dancing trailers let Makoto and Aigis bust a move

Guerrilla:You and me both, buddy.

Duck Game is still coming to Nintendo Switch

Guerrilla:Pardon me a moment while I converse with another of my people:

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Naruto Shippuden: Ultimate Ninja Storm Trilogy is headed to Switch

Guerrilla:Susky pls cum home.

Guerrilla:It depends on what’s in that dinner…

Guerrilla:Chie is totally the best girl. Or…Naoto…

Guerrilla:Soon they will outnumber us all!

Guerrilla:Never forget Wes’s’s’s’s’s’s dramatic heel turn.

Guerrilla:There’s always room for a good pun…

Guerrilla:The Dtoid Community is the best around. Y’all are some beautiful motherfuckers.

Speaking of motherfuckers

Guerrilla:After years of being bad, Torch had been attempting to git gud recently. HisKool-Pointshad gone up by 3.8. He was then docked 50 for repeatedly spellingBloodbornewrong.

And that’s it for me. Thanks for tuning in to myComments of the Weekdebut. Stay classy, Destructoid.

QUACK!

“Hey, Blankie. I’m going to school. Oh, come on! If I sleep now, I’m in trouble…”