Future Dragon Age: Inquisition DLC will be PC, PS4, and XB1 only


No Varric in a speedo for Gen 7, sorry

Bad news for people still trudging through Dragon Age: Inquisition on the PlayStation 3 or Xbox 360: you won’t be getting any more DLC.

In a blog post on the official Dragon Age site, it was announced all future DLC for the game would be only for PC, Xbox One, and PlayStation 4. However, for all three of you who own the game on both the old and new consoles and yet only played it on the old ones for some reason, there is a fix!

BioWare have released a Save Migration system. It’s almost as complicated as the infamous 3DS profile transfer, but it’s there as an option should you want it. They describe this shit as being “as easy as possible” but I really don’t believe them. Just look at it, I bet there’s manuals for flying planes which are shorter than this.

After going through this epic of a procedure, you should now be ready to throw your money at the screen for more downloadable goodies. So, who’s up for more DLC? Anyone? …Hello?