Giveaway: Bow to the Polygod and win a free copy of the game!


We’re not worthy, we’re not worthy

I’ve watched the trailer for Polygod like four times now, and I’m still not entirely sure just what the hell is going on. There’s tons of polygons and creatures and action, and, my god, there are bullets flying everywhere. I have a headache. I can’t handle this.

I have a bunch of keys for this game, and since I’m too gentle and pure to play it, I think you should enter to win one for yourself. Polygod looks insane.

Polygod is a rogue-like, first-person arena shooter (whew) with randomly generated levels, brutal bosses, and both online and co-op multiplayer modes. Shoot the crap out of enemies and steal their souls to get good. Use those souls to unlock blessings, upgrades to your skills and weapons that’ll help you shoot the crap out of enemies gooder. This will, in turn, net you more souls to buy more blessings to shoot the crap out of enemies the goodest. Easy peasy.

Here’s the very easy breakdown of keys we have:

30 Steam keys (region free)

10 Xbox One keys (region free)

3 Switch keys (NA)

3 more Switch keys (EU)

3 even more Switch keys (AUSTRALIA!)

To claim your copy, comment below with your platform and region of choice and describe your sacrifice to the Polygod. I plan on offering up a sack full of plastic straws, two of my teeth that I pulled out with a pair of pliers, and my stepdad Terry in hopes that I will be spared when it’s vengeful will sets its sights on humanity.

Winners will be drawn on Thursday, August 30. Make sure you comment with a Dtoid account that has your current email address on file. If I can’t contact you, I cannot help save you from the Polygod’s wrath. Let’s survive together.

Polygod is available now on Steam, Xbox One, and Switch.