Go fast with Sonic shoes


Our boy turns 26

Sonic turns 26 today and Sega has a lot of stuff to sell you, the most notable of which is these Anippon kicks modeled after the fast rat’s own. However I am not sure how fast you can expect to go in flat-footed slip-ons.

Unfortunately for the big-footed among us (13, baby!), these only come in US men’s size 6 through 10.5, but you twinkle toes can nab these shoes for a somewhat modest $63 with shipping. I’ve paid more for shoes and they didn’t even have a giant “SONIC THE HEDGEHOG” printed on the heel.

This Great Wave cup is also neat, but also marred by giant “SONIC THE HEDGEHOG” writing. He’s on the damn cup, we get it.