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I’ve never been a huge fan of South Park. I mean, I appreciate its biting satire but there’s just something about the show that convinced every suburban teenager to try a Cartman impression that just doesn’t sit right with me.
Oh, it’s probably all of the terrible Cartman impressions I had to endure in my youth. Seriously: if you’re reading this NEVER TRY A CARTMAN IMPRESSION. NOT NOW. NOT EVER.
Now that we’ve dealt with that let’s talk about the show coming up today. As usual, we’re going live at 2PM PST over on Dtoid.tv but we’re playing South Park: The Stick of Truth. Yep, we’re getting all up on one of the most anticipated games of the year. It’s going to get weird. Look forward to it!
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