This $400 Fallout 4 statue is bigger than your dick

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1/6 scale Power Armor

This “1/6th scale Fallout 4 T-45 Power Armor Collectible Figure” from threezero is going to be $398 when it goes up for pre-order on January 28; or, nearly twice as much as the two parking tickets I earned yesterday and am going to try and weasel out of.

But seriously, that’s what the damn PS4 launched at. And this doesn’t even play Netflix.

The Power Armor Fallout man, “stands 14.5′” (36.8 cm) tall and features over 35 points of articulation (including articulated fingers).” If that doesn’t tickle your jimmy, it includes “highly detailed and exchangeable male head, helmet (which features a light-up LED function) and AER-9 Laser Rifle.” And if that doesn’t spit shine your velvet curtains, note that “All outer-armor pieces are detachable and interchangeable with upcoming FO4 Power Armor figures.”

And only $400. A steal, if you ask me, a person very good with money.