Here are 22 Witcher 3: Hearts of Stone screens to tide you over


Just two more weeks

I write, you read — that’s the arrangement we have here. It has worked fabulously for the past three years (except for those of you who hate me). As if a substitute teacher were in class, I’m going to take it a bit easy on you with this post. Shut your brain off; all you have to do is look at the pretty pictures.

The Witcher 3: Wild Huntdeveloper CD Projekt Red has put out 22 new screenshots for upcoming add-on Hearts of Stone. Spoilery details have been blurred out, such as dialogue and maps. This is the game’s first paid DLC (a lot was released for free), and it’s said to offer about 10 hours worth of gameplay for $10.

Hearts of Stonereleases on October 13 — just more than two more weeks. Until then, pore over these screens and take in the glorious toad monster. Smear your sword with dead flies so the Ribbit King gets a tiny bit of satisfaction when you ram it down his throat.